Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me
i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
my friend’s boyfriend broke up with her via snapchat and if that doesn’t sum up the 21st century in one event i don’t know what does
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog
“ Write her a letter, send her a flower, love only gets old if you let it.
I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck